Creed's new line of work

I found this at the laundromat:

My first thought was "Damn, what a career downturn." Then I thought of this:

Quick actual music side note: My only intent with this post was to make a dumb parody inspired by this flier. But when he sings "So let's go there," he sings a G really strongly over an F sharp. Which is an odd choice.

And yes, too with one o. I know.